Before I type my story, here are some things you probably want to know: Suzie is the youngest, Joe is the chubbiest, and Batman isn't very smart. OK, here it is:
Once upon a time, three brothers and their sister decided to go camping. Their names were Bob, Joe, Batman, and Suzie. They packed their things and off they went. Since Bob was the oldest, (17) he drove. "Where are we going?" asked Joe. "Wherever it is, I hope it has food."
"To California!" hinted Batman.
"No," Bob said. "To a camping place." When they got there, they put up their tents, (Batman's was the flattest) and unpacked their things. When they were done, they decided to go fishing. They built a raft, got their fishing poles, and were off, when, Batman realized he forgot his bait. So, they went back and got it, and then they were off again. Bob caught three trout and a blue merlin, but that doesn't matter, because Suzie fell into the river. If she hadn't fell, than it would have mattered, and they wouldn't have gotten wet. Anyway, Bob got a long stick and pulled her out, with some difficulty, because Suzie weighed 253 pounds, 14 ounces. But they got her out and when they got back, they all (except for Bob) had trout for breakfast. Bob was still panting and wheezing, and was hardly able to finish his blue merlin.
The End
I will probably write a sequel, but not now, so come back later.
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